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VBS DAY 3 skit
VBS DAY 3 skit
9
Philosophy
Beginner
07/12/2017

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Term

 

 

Leader: I wonder how our new friend Ian is doing.

 

(Brushes off pants and sleeves) I made sure I had

 

 

no cat hair on me today. Ian has been having a

 

rough time with his invention, but I bet he’s OK. He

 

seems like such a happy and upbeat guy.

Definition

 

Leader: Ian! What’s up?

 

 

 

Leader: (To audience) Hmmm… I guess I was

 

 

wrong. What’s wrong, Ian?

 

Term

 

 

Leader: So, it sounds like you came up with

 

a plan. That’s a good thing! But why are you

 

 

so sad?

 

Definition

 

 

Leader: Aw, I’m sorry, Ian. That’s not very nice of them.

 

 

 

Leader: Um, do you even know what that is?

 

Term

 

Leader: Er…no, that’s a piece of a vacuum cleaner. Were

 

you looking in the supply closet or the janitor’s closet?

 

 

Leader: Ian. (Louder) Ian! Stop! (Takes the vacuum hose out

 

 

 

of Ian’s hands)

 

 

Definition

 

 

 

Leader: Sometimes our friends do let us down. That’s

 

why it’s so cool to know that God never does! Today we’re

 

learning that God is always with you. (Wow, God!)

 

Term

 

 

Leader: It means that even when you don’t have a friend

 

 

in the world, and you’re all alone, God never leaves

 

you. He’s always right with you to give you the help and

 

encouragement you need.

 

Definition

 

Leader: Think about it. The God that created the whole

 

universe is with you (points to Ian) all the time.

 

Leader: And you know what, Ian. I’m with you, too. I’ll help

 

 

you with your invention—as soon as I’m done here with my

friends. (Motions to kids)

 

Term

 

 

 

Leader: I’m still guessing he’s been in the janitor’s closet

 

 

and not the supply closet. But we’ll see!

 

Definition

 

(Ian enters slowly from the back, shoulders slumped

 

and head down. He looks dejected and sad.)

 

 

 

(Ian makes his way onstage.)

 

Term

 

 

Ian: (Sighs and gives a very sad response) Hey.

 

 

Ian: After we talked yesterday, I went back to

the studio and began designing the greatest

invention of all time. You know the one I promised

to my mom.

Definition

 

 

Ian: Well, after I finished my design I brought it

 

 

here to the factory to get some help. But after some

of the other inventors looked at my design, (slouches

 

sadly) none of them wanted to work with me.

 

Term

 

Ian: The worst part is that all the other inventors

 

 

hogged all the good supplies. All I could find in the

supply closet was this. (Holds up vacuum hose with

 

 

 

bristled nozzle attachment on one end)

 

 

Ian: Yes! This is a floppy clarinet with a moustache.

 

Definition

 

 

Ian: Well, if it was the janitor’s closet, that would

 

 

explain all the mops. But I’m pretty sure this is a

 

musical instrument. Just watch. I can use it to create

beautiful music. (Begins to make a series of spitting

 

 

 

sounds as he blows into one end of the tube while

 

waving it around frantically)

 

Term

 

 

Ian: OK, so maybe you’re right. But I still don’t have anyone

 

 

to work on my invention with me.

 

 

 

Ian: What’s that supposed to mean?

 

Definition

 

 

Ian: (Slowly perking up a little) Well…I guess that’s

 

 

kinda cool

 

 

Ian: That is pretty cool.

 

 

Term

 

 

Ian: Really? You’d do that for me? Thanks! I’ll go look

 

in the closet for some more supplies. (Turns to leave)

 

 

They had these awesome buckets, and even a squeegee!

(Exits excitedly)

 

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