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| How Long have you been in the Navy? |
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| ALL ME BLOOMING LIFE! ME MOTHER WAS A MERMAID, ME FATHER WAS KING NEPTUNE. I WAS BORN ON THE CREST OF A WAVE AND ROCKED IN THE CRADLE OF THE DEEP BARNICLES AND KELP IS ME CLOTHES, SEA-WEED IS ME HAIR, EVERY TOOTH IN ME HEAD IS A MARLIN SPIKE, EVERY BONE IN ME BODY IS PURE SPAR. WHEN I SPIT I SPITS TAR. I IS HARD, I IS, I’AM I ARE! |
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| What is the proper responce for a CPO |
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| What is the proper responce for a SCPO |
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| "YES MOST HONORABLE SENIOR CHIEF" |
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| What is the proper responce for a SCPO |
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| "YES HONORABLE EXALTED MASTER CHIEF" |
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| CPO Selectee ______ or SELECTEE's Very, Very respectfully request permission to enter the hallowed presence of the genuine chief petty officers. Our heads are low our humility is great, and we enter only to provide intertainment and to absorb and knowledge you may wish to bestow upon us on this glorious day |
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| CPO Selectee ______ or SELECTEE's Very respectfully request permission to depart the hallowed presence of the genuine chief petty officers. we have enjoyed this session and look forward to the next session. Same time, same place, same selectee's. Only better. |
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| Chief, Senior Chief, Master Chief. Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the natureof an august chief petty officer. I am unable to assertain the correct timeto a punctilious degree. HOWEVER! It is my firm belief that the approximate military time is ________ hours. |
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| Chief, Senior Chief, Master Chief. Up is equal to the amplitude, but in the opposite direction of the delineation of down, and is used in such phrases as "Go piss up a rope, Up your nose, and Your all hosed up Sir". |
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| Getting a charge book signed. |
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| "O GREAT ALL KNOWING, MOST HONORABLE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM, EXCUSE MY SLOVENLY APPEARENCE AND ACCEPT MY MOST HUMBLE APPOLIGIES FOR ENCROCHING ON YOUR MOST VALUABLE TIME. I MOST HUMBLE BESEECH YOU TO AFFIX YOUR STATELY SIGNATURE AND FUTHER EMPLORE YOU NOT TO PREVARICATE IN THIS LIFE SUSTAINING TOMB" |
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