Lascaux Cave

near village of Montignac

Gobekli Tepe

near Urfa in Turkey

Catal Huyuk

Anatolia, Turkey

(cattle turkey)

Skara Brae

Orkney Islands, Scotland

(Dalek's Skaro)

Silbury Hill

near Avebury in Whiltshire, England

Stonehenge

Salibury Plain, England

Newgrange

Boyne Valley in Meath, Ireland

(so green!)

Hal Tarxien

Tarxien, Malta

(tar malta)

Mnajdra

Malta

Tomb of Shi Huangdi

Xi'an, China

Great Wall of China

Qin Shi Huang

Mohenjo-Daro

Indus Valley in Sindh, Pakistan

Harrapa

Indus Valley in Punjab, Pakistan

Temple in Uruk

Sargon the Great of Akkad

Ur, Iraq

(sir gone)

Ishtar Gate

King Nebuchadnezzar

City of Babylon, Iraq

Babylon

King Nebuchadnezzar

Iraq

Nabta Playa

Nubian Desert, Egypt

(play in desert)

Saqqara

Imhotep and Djoser

Memphis, Egypt

Abydos

ancient capital of Upper Egypt

Bent Pyramid

Sneferu

Dashur, Egypt

Red Pyramid

Sneferu

Dashur, Egypt

(sniffing while experimenting)

Pyramids at Giza

Khufu, Khafre, Menkaure and Imhotep

Temple tomb of Hatshepsut

Senmut

Deir el Bahari, Egypt

(sin  ba-whore)

Temple of Karnak

Senusret

Luxor, Egypt

(craned neck)

Temple of Luxor

Amenhotep III

Luxor, Egypt

(luxurious path with canopy)

Temple of Horus

Imhotep

Edfu, Egypt

(Horus carvings next to gate)

Temple of Hathor

Dendera, Egypt

(done did that   unexpected site in Egypt)

Abu Simbel (Temples of Rameses II and Nefertari)

Rameses II

Nubia, Egypt

Knossos

Knossos, Crete

Mycenae

Mycenae, Greece

Troy

Anatolia, Turkey

Delphi

Phocis, Greece

(Delphi oracle     focus)

Paestum

Salerno, Greece

(pizza-pie some   Salerno pizza)

Acropolis of Athens

Pericles

Athens, Greece

Temple of Athena Nike (Victory)

Callicrates

Athens, Greece

(token temple for victory)

Propylaea

Mnesikles

Athens, Greece

(look at all this mess)

Erectheion

Mnesikles

Athens, Greece

Parthenon

Phidias, Callicrates, Ictinus

Athens, Greece

Tower of the Winds

Andronicus

Athens, Greece

Temple of Poseidon, Sounion

Cape Sounion, Atticus, Greece

(by the water)

Library of Celsus

Gaius Julius Aquila

Ephesus, Anatolia

(two story library)

Market Gate of Miletus

Hippodamus

Miletus, Turkey

(bringing a hippo to market)

Didyma

Miletus, Ionia/Turkey

(did a ma (mom) in Turkey)

Temple of Apollo

Iktinos

Bassae, Greece 

(so passe)

Temple of Artemis

Chersiphron, Metagenes

Ephesus, Turkey

Ara Pacis

Augustus

Rome, Italy

(Augustus a benevolent emperor   Era of Peace)

Temple of Fortuna Primagenia

Palestina, Italy

(prime fortune)

Pont du Gard Aqueduct

Henri Pilot

Nimes, France

Colosseum

Vespasian, Titus

Rome, Italy

(titan)

Golden House of Nero (Domus aurea)

Nero and Fabulous

Rome, Italy

Trajan's Forum

Apollodorus of Damascus

Rome, Italy

(Trajan Apollo)

Trajan's Market

Apollodorus of Damascus

Rome, Italy

Pantheon

Marcus Agrippa, Hadrian

Rome, Italy

Baths of Caracalla

Septimius Severus

Rome, Italy

(Caracalla was his wife)

Villa Adriana (Hadrian's Villa)

Hadrian 

Tivoli, Italy

(t' (the) villa)

Altar of Zeus

Pergamon, Greece

(pergatory)

Palace of Diocletian

Diocletian

Split, Croatia

(bi-ocletian)

San Vitale

Ravenna, Italy

Basilica in Trier

Constantine I

Trier, Germany

Church of the Holy Sepulchre

Constantine I

Jersusalem, Israel/Palestine

(supple nipple - very bad lmao)

Hagia Sophia

Anthemius and Isidore

Constantinople, Turkey

St. Mark's Cathedral

Domenico and Contarini

Venice, Italy

(Mark the herald angels sing    Dominato(r))

Hagia Eirene

Constantine I

Istanbul, Turkey

St. Sergius and Bacchus

Justinian

Istanbul, Turkey

(elegant because they're gay)

Gur Emir (Tamerlane mausoleum)

Tamarlane

Samarkand, Uzbekistan

(Grrrr)

Blue Mosque

Masar-I-Sharif, Afghanistan

Divrigi Great Mosque and Hospital

Sivas, Turkey

(diverge   save us!)

Ince Minareli Medrese

Konya, Turkey

(little minaret)

Topkapi Palace

Mimar Sinan

Istanbul, Turkey

Suleymaniye Mosque

(Mosque of Suleyman the Magnificient)

Mimar Sinan

Istanbul, Turkey

(silly man has not enough minarets)

Achaemenid Palace

Darius the Great

Susa, Iran

Apadana

Darius the Great

Persepolis, Iran

Buland Darwasa

Akbar

Fathepur Sikri, Persia

(blonde door)

Diwan-I-Khass

Fathepur Sikri, Persia

Delhi, India

(I da one! *fist pump*)

Panch Mahal

Fathepur Sikri, Persia

(punch ma' hole)

Taj Mahal

Shah Jahan

Agra, India

(Agraba like in Aladdin)

Tik'al

Guatamala

(tiki)

Palenque

Mexico

(plank here and plank there)

Uxmal

Yucatan/Mexico

(yeesh that's small)

Chichen Itza

Yucatan, Mexico

Sacsayhuaman

Cusco, Peru

(sexy human that's Kuzco)

Machu Picchu

Cusco, Peru

(Kuzco's hilltop palace)

Great Mosque of Damascus

Damascus, Syria

Great Mosque of Cordoba

Cordoba, Spain

Alhambra Palace

Granada, Spain

Samarra Mosque

Abbasid caliph Al-Mutawakkil

Samarra, Iraq

(some more please    looks like a tiered cake)

Ukaider Palace

Abbasid caliph Isa ibn Musa

Karbala, Iraq

(you hide her in Ira)

Great Mosque Kairouan

Uqba ibn Nafi

Kairouan, Tunisia

(Cairo inn)

Dome of the Rock

Raja ibn Haywah, Yazid ibn Salam

Jerusalem, Israel/Pakistan

Beit Suhaimi

Abdel Wahab el Tablawy

Cairo, Egypt

Complex of Sultan Qalawun

Al-Mansir Qalawun

Cairo, Egypt

(hella won in Cairo)

Sanchi

Ashoka the Great

Sanchi, India

(chi energy from torii gate       pile of ashes)

Bagan

Myanmar

(bag of temples    mine and more)

Mogao Caves

Dunhuang, China

(gouge)

Borobudur

Gunadharma

Magelang, Central Java, Indonesia

(imagine white girl in Indonesia)

Horiyu-ji

Shotoku

Nara, Japan

Todai-ji

Emperor Shomu

Nara, Japan

(to die never (nara))

Ryoan-ji

Hosokawa Katsumoto

Kyoto, Japan

(row your boat down the stream)

Kinkaku-ji

Ashikaga Yoshimitsu

Kyoto, Japan

(kinky     gold)

Ise Shrine

Mie, Japan

Katsura Rikyu

Hachijo Toshihito

Kyoto, Japan

Shishendo

Jozan Ishikawa

Kyoto, Japan

Canigou Monastery

Guifred

Casteil, France

(can egg you     Castiel the angel)

Palatine Chapel

Odo of Metz

Aachen, Germany

(Hodor    Hitler sneezing)

Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela

Alfonso III

Galicia, Spain

(Santiago and her homeboy Alfonso)

St. Foy

Conques, France

(fool    dunce cap    easy conquest)

St. Philibert

Tournous, France

(lil bear)

Cathedral of St. Denis

Abbot Suger

Saint Denis, France

(one-legged Denise)

Notre Dame de Laon

Picardy, France

(lay on Capt Picard)

Notre Dame de Paris

Paris, France

Chartres Cathedral

Chartres, France

(shards)

Amiens Cathedral

Fouilly

Amiens, France

(make amends    uneven balance    folly)

Mont St. Michel

Aubert of Avanches

Brittany, Normandy, France

(Michel is normal has advantages)

Canterbury Cathedral

William of Sens, William the Englishman

Canterbury, Kent, England

(can't bury William)

Durham Cathedral

Durham, England

(dur dur dur     primitive)

Salisbury Cathedral

Salisbury, Wiltshire, England

(perpendicular)

Lincoln Cathedral

Lincolnshire, England

(tall stovepipe hat)

Westminster Abbey

London, England

Palazzo Vecchio

Arnolfo di Cambio, Tore d'Arnolfo

Florence, Italy

(Vicky yo from New Jersey and homeboy Arnolfo)

Giotto's Campanile at the Florence Cathedral

Giotto

Florence, Italy

Baptistery of the Florence Cathedral

Lorenzo Ghiberti

Florence, Italy

Baptistery doors of the Florence Cathedral

Lorenzo Ghiberti

Florence, Italy

(give birth   doors=womb)

Santa Maria della Fiore "Il Duomo"

Brunelleschi

Florence, Italy

(ruin Maria with bruises)

Palazzo Pitti

Brunelleschi, Giorgio Vasari

Florence, Italy

(pity that's a tiny dick)

Palazzo Medici Riccardi

Michelozzo Bartolomeo

Florence, Italy